Thoughts in a Skitoliv World

Paris Hilton is reportedly going to jail for 45 days. This is the major story of the world right now. Apparently there is a petition on the Governor of California (Conan the Barbarian/Terminator) Arnold’s desk, to pardon Paris. I am sorry, aren’t pardons generally reserved for people that could actually be innocent? Paris got busted for DUI, had her license suspended but proceed to be constantly photographed driving. So it comes as  big shock, to her, that she got pulled over for driving with a suspended license. Of course Paris countered that cops pull her over all the time to flirt with her. This is so ridiculous. I actually do not expect Paris to spend any time at all in jail. More importantly, I do not care if she does.

Jennifer Lopez is receiving death threats from PETA members. I hate PETA. They have forgotten that Humans have evolved to be the dominate species on the planet. If cows, animals killed for their fur, and other animals really wanted to be saved, they would evolve. Look, it is PETA’s right to protest people wearing fur, but it is those individuals right to wear fur.

The Duck and I saw Spiderman 3 last weekend. I was not very good. They spent too much time whining about their relationships with each other and not enough time with over-the-top action sequences. They finally fell into the "Batman" trap of having no story and too many villains. I hope they can get the series back on track, make it simple, bad guy wants to fight Spiderman, so they do, bad guy kidnaps Mary Jane, and Spider man has to save her. There we go.

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