EMERGENCY NEWS!!!!
According to The Sun, Scientology leader David Miscavige thinks that Tom Cruise and Jesus share a lot of similarities. The Sun quotes a Scientology source as saying:
"Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. The Skitoliv World must appologize again and again from the bottom of its heart. The Skitoliv World has to do it, it has to go back on its promise to never ever ever ever talk about Tom Cruise again. I had tried to just ignore the fact that he and I share the same earth, but then some idiot scientologist (redundant, I know) has to go and say the above quote.
I think this is the final straw. There is a lot I can take from scientology. The aliens, the brainwashing, the e-meter but this is it. I can not take a the comparrison of Tom Cruise to Jesus Christ. I am calling for all out war against scientology. This is beyond any war, this is a true Jihad, the holy war of all holy wars. Muslims, you need to join this fight because if they will compare Cruise to JC, how long before they start comparing him to Muhammad. Buddists, do you want to hear how Tom Cruise will lead you on the path of enlightenment instead of Buddah? Shintoists, it is not your ancestors you need to pray to, it is Tom Cruise.
Many of my readers think that my rants about scientology are amusing, but this is serious. We can not allow this to continue. All idiot scientologists must be outright shunned. Hollywood, stop giving them work until they renounce this garbage.
You idiot scientologists, I will sum this up as best I can. YOU HAVE BEEN CONNED!!! L.Ron Hubbard was and is nothing more than a failed sci-fi writer, and an obvious lunatic. Tom Cruise is not the messiah. This whole experiment has been desigined to swindle you out of your money. I am sorry you were gullible enough to believe this crap.
That is it. I am done.
January 26th, 2007 at 4:55 am
You are going to wind up on a watch list.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:38 am
I have nothing to say to this one except which “Sun” are we talking about? The Baltimore Sun, a respected Newspaper, or “The Sun,” a trashy celeb rag? If it’s the latter, you must remember that ALL celebrities are aliens, so whatever.