Thoughts in a Skitoliv World

Just when you thought it was safe to read your email again, here comes the notification that "Thoughts in a Skitoliv World" has been updated. Yes dear readers, we thought that the favorite target of The Skitoliv World would actually behave and not give fodder for its rants. Alas, celebrities keep doing ridiculous things, such as speaking.

* The major rumor surrounding David and "Posh Spice" Beckham coming to Los Angeles is that their BFF’s Tom and Katie Cruise/Holmes are going to convert them to scientology. I guess that David and Posh are some sort of big deal outside of the United States, yet here they are just a washed up soccer player and his former pop singer turned anorexic wife. Most Americans would be very hard pressed to tell you what sport Beckham plays and when they show Victoria most people would say "I think she used to be someone", much like the Cruises. Yet, I must tell these people, do not become more of a joke than you already are. Just say ‘NO’ to scientology.

* Along those same lines. "Posh" Beckham is set to take-on her first acting role since the regrettable "Spice World". Vicky will have a small role in "The Thetan", a sci-fi picture that Tom Cruise’s Production company has in the works. For those of you that do not know, a "thetan" is what the "e-meter" measures. The "e-meter" is the electric shock device that scientologists grab to rid themselves of "thetans", which are the brain-washed souls of dead aliens blown up by the evil alien overlord Xenu, and then got stuck to good people. Yes, it has finally happened, I am at a loss for words. Ok it passed. AYFKM (Are You F****** Kidding Me!!!), this is the great work that Dan Snyder is now funding? Summer Redstone, you are a true visionary in foreseeing that Cruise was going to start making scientology propaganda pieces. Any Actor or Actress that appears in this movie must never ever be allowed to work in film.

* The Skitoliv World is now calling for a boycott of Nationwide Insurance. This company decide to use Kevin "I used to be famous" Federline in its Superbowl ad. Stop it! Let him fade into oblivion. The man has contributed nothing to society and needs to go away entirely. You are letting him hold on too long!

* The Hollywood award season recently began with the Golden Globes. I hate the award season. It is exactly what Hollywood and celebrities need, more self-aggrandizement. The problem with awarding a "Best Movie/Actor/Actress" is that whoever decides who gets nominated needs their head examined. In my opinion, they just choose people from the most obscure movies that approx. twelve people have seen, and try to pass them off as great art. Any "blockbuster" gets automatically eliminated because it does not have that "depth" that the academy needs to recognize. Which is a shame because if you ask most people what is the best movie they "saw" in 2006 they will tell you it was "Superman" or "Pirates of the Caribbean" or something that people actually go and see.

* One of the most ridiculous phenomenons to sweep the nation resumes this evening; American Idol. Here is the thing. Many of the finalists can really sing. I am not sure why some of the people won due to their weird mannerisms, see Hicks, Taylor (the man looks like he is having a seizure, is really ugly, and does not have that great of a voice). However, this is another show that delights in showing embarrassment humor. Now several of the contestants are deluded enough to think that their voice is great even though they obviously suck, but most of the people are going there for the specific reason of being insulted by the panel of judges. This show should have died years ago. I dislike its continued existence.

* Rest in Peace Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz’s relationship. At least they followed the advice found in Thoughts in a Skitoliv World, and did not get married first. According to sources, Cameron was all over Justin at a post-golden globes party and then started screaming at Jessica Biel because she thought JT was flirting with her. Cameron, babe, according to many magazines and pundits you are a very attractive woman (the Skitolv World does not see it). Why are you that hung up on a former man-bander, who claims to bring "sexy back"? You should be able to find someone that never lost sexy, therefore has no need to bring it back.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 9:44 am and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.