Thoughts in a Skitoliv World

Well since I do not have any really earth shattering pronouncements to make this week, I am just going to bash celebrities (i know something new). Yet, I feel that this topic is really too important not to address. I feel like I am one of the few people actually pointing out that they are damn fools. Other columnists/TV shows do not do that. They seem to point out the behavior that would not bee seen as socially acceptable by a "non-celebrity" persona and say "that (insert celebrity) such a character" or "how does (person x) think this stuff up." Simple because they are idiots and live in the mythical fairy-tale world of Hollywood.

*Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe announced their separation after several years of marriage. Apparently this was due to Ryan being attracted to some other actress. Sorry Ryan, you are gonna be the loser in this one. Also they did not have a pre-nup, which I think is a pretty bad idea in Hollywoodland.

*When asked what her costume was supposed to be, Lindsay Lohan (see picture) replied, "Oh is it Halloween?"

*Another thing I am tired of hearing about is Madonna’s adoption of the boy from Malawai. I am really not sure why it appears like every person in Hollywood is adopting children from around the world (I blame the Pitt-Jolie’s) but in all honesty I think it is a good thing. I am not sure why these activists are trying to cause so much trouble. These kids are being taken from their orphanages and going to live in families that are very well off. The so-called outrage over this is such a farce.

*Bob Barker has decided to finally retire from hosting The Price is Right. I kind of thought he would actually drop dead during a taping. My favorite game ever still has to be "Plinko" I mean what could be better?

*Who the hell is Brandon Davis and where did he come from, and why is he reported about? Basically all I can figure is he is heir to some fortune and gets turned away from the ultra-hip L.A. club Hyde all the time. I actually think Hyde is not really open to anyone, they just have a door that no one can get through.

*I am sorry, but I am sick of Borat. I have yet to see anything in the previews that make think this movie is funny at all. Borat was usually amusing on Da Ali G show, but not so much that he warrants a full feature.

*So apparently Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are back together AGAIN..oh wait, I do not care.

*Finally, My life is worth Living. K-Fed’s album was finally released this week. I have a question. If you release an album and nobody buys it/listens to it, does it make a sound? I kinda hope he gets hit by a bus so I do not hear anything more about this scum-bag.