NFL week 9

Nothing real witty to say, just onto the picks

Last week 5-9, Best Pick Cleveland (+2.5) over the NJ Jets (Cleveland won 23-17)

Worst Pick, SF (+19) over the Bears (Bears won 41-10)

Ytd, 71-43

This week I am going back to saying who is going to win, no spreads.

Atlanta over DETROIT - I mean seriously, can you honestly take the Lions to do anything. Detroit is going to end up with the Number one pick and use it on Ga Tech All-American WR Calvin Johnson. Detroit suddenly needs WR’s. Mike Vick still is not going to take the Falcons to the Superbowl.

Cincinnati over BALTIMORE - This is a game the Bengals absolutely have to win otherwise they can kiss the division good-bye. As much as I love "Ocho Cinco", I am not sure how smart it is to say you are going to "hit Ray Lewis in the mouth."

WASHINGTON over Dallas - I think this is when the Redskins start to turn it around, The Indigenous Person’s defense is finally healthy. So look for them to make life miserable for Romo and "The Player".

Green Bay over BUFFALO - Here it comes, after this game you will hear how the Pack is 4-4 and headed for the playoffs. Brett Favre is putting the team on his shoulders and leading them to glory. Horse Manure.

NEW JERSEY GIANTS over Houston - Houston lost to Tennessee for cryin’ out loud. David Carr has regressed yet again. Pull the plug on him Kubiak! Giants are playing tough and look formidable in the East.

ST LOUIS over Kansas City - I am not sure if the defenses will be able to stop either team’s ‘O’ so I will take the home team.

CHICAGO over Miami - Bears are really really good. Yet, they have only beaten one team with a winning record. Next week vs Jersey ‘a’ will be the real test. Miami is self-destructing in front of us (and I love it!).

New Orleans over TAMPA BAY - Saints got the stuffing kicked out of them last week, so it will be interesting to see how they respond at the Pirate Ship. Tampa is looking old and really young at the same time.

JACKSONVILLE over Tennessee - J’ville just destroyed a listless Eagles team. Thumbtacks can not stop the run.

SAN FRANCISCO over Minnesota - I dunno, I just have a feeling about this game. Probably on a last second field goal.

SAN DIEGO over Cleveland - Bolts have too much firepower for Browns to stop. I hate how teams become mired in their own traditions. Browns have been a historically running team, but they have drafted weapons in Frye, Edwards and Winslow, so why are they not using them? Throw the damn ball already!

Denver over PITTSBURGH - If the Curtain wants any shot at the playoffs they need to win this one. I think the Broncos are gonna knock Big Ben out for good.

SEATTLE over Oakland - Oakland has won two games in a row. Seattle is using back-ups. Seahawk’s backups are still better than most of Oakland’s starters.

and finally

NEW ENGLAND over Indianapolis - New England is on a mission this year to show everyone that they are still the BMOC. Brady is playing like a man possessed lately. Colts have no defense to speak of. Manning is gonna light it up statistically, but I am saying this comes down to rookie Stephen Gostkowski nailing his first game winner for the Pats.

and now for a photo of a man making love to a guitar…

Prince

One Response to “NFL week 9”

  1. Mark Says:

    hey, Hey, HEY don’t knock Prince!!! The Purple One rocks.

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