What is going on in your head?
Yes ladies and gentlemen (present readers excluded), it is time again for the ever popular More Thoughts in a Skitoliv World!!! That time when I tell you my opinion of certain things I have observed going on in the world.
*North Korea has the Bomb! Yes, folks, a bouffant-style quaffed, platform shoe wearing megalomaniac has a nuclear device and long range missiles at his disposal! I am so glad that we took care of those WMD’s in Iraq that we can focus on this situation. I truly believe Kim is crazy enough to use nukes on those he believes are threatening him, the U.S., China, Japan, his own reflection, teletubbies and Urkel. The thing that is really sad about the Iranian and Korean nuke chase is that they are spending tons and tons of money on these projects and not on alleviating the poverty in their own countries. N. Korea and Iran are roughly akin to the stone age, and their leaders just do not care. Memo to Kim and Iranian Prez Ahmadinejad, do you know why the whole world thinks you are crazy and are being sanctioned, maybe because of your complete and utter disregard for your own people, you know, the ones that you are leading into a "glorious future."
*On the same note, why is it that these idiots in small countries continue to pick fights with the U.S. Is it that they are channeling their inner Saddam, who did not learn his lesson after losing the first gulf war, deciding that was a fluke and he could win a second war. Maybe they decided that they could stand-up to western tyranny like Manuel Noriega, after all that turned out pretty well for Noriega. I have a radical idea, maybe you should try fixing the problems of your archaic countries and show that you are the "great humanitarians" you claim to be and the rest of the world will take note and give you the attention you crave.
*Am I the only one that has noticed what is going on in election ads this year? The ads being run by democrats are not talking about their platform but rather that their opponent has supported George W. Bush on all different issues. This is what it has come to? Another novel idea would be to actually say what you stand for, not what your opponent stands for. I have not seen any ad that actually does this. The ads are either telling you what a great guy the candidate is (he brushes his teeth after every mail and never farts in public) or they are mud-slinging at their opponent (he drowns kittens and was seen dancing naked with Satan under a full moon; this is not a lie I heard this on an ad for the recorder of deeds election). I think that you should simply say where you stand on certain issues and not comment on your opponent at all. (note: kudos to the Swann/Rendell Governor election, there has been no mud-slinging at all.)
*Have you ever seen so many acrimonious divorces in Hollywood? Baldwin/Bassinger, Moakler/Barker and Hasselhoff/Bach. It is ridiculous, how the heck were you people married in the first place if this is how you treat each other now?
*According to Ashton Kutcher (why oh why have I not heard more Oscar talk for "The Guardian"?), step-daughter Rummer should spend more time studying and less time hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. A source says. "education is very important to Ashton, and he’s afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying." While I agree that Rummer should not be hanging out with Lindsay Lohan, Ashton, are you actually older than Rummer? And what college was it you graduated from, high school as well?
*I am completely addicted to french fries. It is true. I feel that by admitting this I will eventually come to a good place where I can handle it. I appreciate your prayers and support during this difficult time.
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People keep claiming that the Olsen twins are "so hot". What part of the below picture is attractive in any way know to man? Grunge-Bag lady combined with anorexic drowned rat is my description, I challenge you dear readers to do better.
October 26th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Let’s see where to begin. Oh, I could shoot a spit-ball farther than N. Korea can fire a missile. Kim is just so Ron-ry.
Michael Steele IS good to puppies and is buddies with G-Dubs.
And….we can’t deal with the issues without being concerned with rogue unicorns.
I will lead the way in the Aston Kutcher Oscar talk. Consider me carrying the falg for Ashton.
Hasselhoff and Bach broke up? I can’t go on living any longer. You know I live my life by what comes out of Hollywood.
October 26th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
That’s not really a picture of an Olsen twin there…its someone wearing their Halloween costume wayyyyyy too early. Apparently, this person put it in the wash before wearing it, and it shrunk. Look, see how it just clings to the body, as if the costume were just skin and bone. Honestly, I’d look better in a Priest or Pirate costume (or any other theme costume that begins with a “P”).
Alas, I’ve heard from my parents that “The Guardian” was good. Ashton, you may have fooled my parents, but you won’t fool me!
And as far as North Korea is concerned, I have a better chance of swatting down those missles of yours than I would have at returning a Robert Cahill Sr. serve. They’re way more accurate and come at you too quickly.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Dad’s serve (when it is in…) is more dangerous then NK’s nukes.
I vote for regardless or position or party someone who actually did an ad saying “I am for X, Y, & Z. This is why… I hope you’ll consider me.”
Ashton - I am EJC-B and I endorse all that RMC had to say.
Re: Hollywood splits - Nick and Jessica managed to split fairly friendly as did Kimora Lee & Russell.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Yeah but the Nick and Jessica stuff has gotten nasty as she becomes a bigger and bigger train wreck.
November 4th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I think that if you check into rehab for French Fry addiction, it will get you out of a lot of sticky situations. Therefore, you should do something crazy, like say, insult a police officer to his face or make a racial slur, and then proclaim, “I’m so sorry. It’s not me. It’s the french fries talking.” Then you will be just like every celebrity in Hollywood that you love sooooo much.