Rats, cockroaches and Tom Cruise
Note: Author apologizes for breaking his moratorium on discussing Tom Cruise in any way, shape or form. That said, on with the ridicule.
Monday night I, like most American males, watch Monday Night Football. It does not matter who is playing; it is football on TV, therefore I must watch it. This week, The Minnesota Vikings faced off against the Washington Redskins (and the winner of the most offensive team name is?). The Redskins are owned by a megalomaniac by the name of Daniel Snyder. I have no idea how Daniel made his money, i know it was by convincing other people to give him money, but I do know that he is currently the Chairman of Six Flags. I am an Eagles fan, and as such I dislike the Redskins quite a lot. I really did not need another reason to dislike the Redskins, but then I watched the game on Monday. The cameras showed a shot of Daniel sitting in his owners box, but who was sitting next to him? You guessed it, none other than scientology’s champion, Tom Cruise.
I later remembered that Daniel recently has become Tom’s sugar daddy. He agreed to fund Tom’s production company after it was dismissed by (my current hero) Summer Redstone and Paramount Pictures.
Daniel Snyder got rich by making many shrewd business decisions, this can not be considered one of them. Daniel, as far as I know, has never produced a motion picture, nor been involved in the mythical land of "Hollywood". I somehow think that Paramount Pictures, which has been making films for a very long time, knows a good investment for that industry; Tom is no longer a good investment, hence his eviction from Paramount.
Daniel, now falls into a trap; he is supporting a terrorist organization. Scientology is a terrorist organization. Terrorist organizations routinely brainwash their members into believing nothing but what they want them to believe (see every scientology member). Terrorist organizations kidnap people (see Holmes, Katie) amid make it extremely difficult for people to leave their ranks (see Bergen, Candice). Terrorist organizations routinely attack other groups (see Toms assault on psychiatrists). This hack-ism needs to stop being discussed as a religion and considered a terrorist organization by the U.S.
I now must ask Daniel Snyder to cease his support of Tom Cruise. I have said it before and will say it again, supporting Tom Cruise means you are supporting scientology, and no-one wants to be known to support terrorist organizations. I truly believe that scientology is a bigger threat to the safety of the United States than Al-Qaeda or North Korea. They are attacking the US in the open from afar; scientology is already here and destroying from within.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Dan Snyder is so desperate to be the modern-day Walt Disney, making a media and entertainment empire under his control. So far he’s got the amusement parks, a football team, a radio station, and now a Hollywood production company (or sorts), plus a very billable (albiet crazy, and according to Duke potentially terroristic) star locked in.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Furthermore, you are wrong about the Redskins. As an Eagles fan you don’t “dislike the Redskins quite a lot”. I don’t know why, but we don’t. We LOATHE the Cowboys because our dad’s taught us to. We hate the Giants, because we discovered that in our day that they are arrogant, usually the closest competition, and for a long while beat the Eagles every time they played; but the Skins… nobody has strong feelings about ths Skins.
While they are a division rival, they are not an emotional one. Eagles-Skins play good games, usually split, the fans tend to be tame, the games tend to be less than memorable, and the rivally gets all but eclipsed by each squad preferring to hate Dallas.
September 16th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Mom says you are going to be a target of Scientology if you don’t watch your back. But I say, Fight on, my Brother! Fight the good fight and make it STOP.
And I still say that Suri Cruise is Asian.