Thoughts in a Skitoliv World

It has come to my attention that I have been saying "Note: Author realizes he is breaking his word about not discussing….." entirely too much. I went on a rant, about a year ago, in which I stated that I did not want to hear anything about certain individuals any more; that I would think so little of said individuals that I would have no opinion of them. Tom Cruise has made this extremely difficult, particularly of late; did you see the amount of paparazzi surrounding them when they tried to go to his kids soccer game? The only way that there could be that many photographers is if they alerted them to their travel plans.

I have always professed not to be impressed by so-called "celebrities." I can never believe that there are paparazzi taking pictures of these people where ever they are. I find it difficult to believe there is that much interest in where Tom Cruise eats lunch, or where John Travolta buys his dish detergent. Yet, there obviously is, because magazines like US, star and People continue to sell. I dislike the pedestal that these individuals are placed upon by society as a whole. I tend to look at them as people who have the occupation of Actor, musician, whatever, not as anything special.

That said, here is the list of people that I hope to never hear/see/know anything about ever again; why, because I just do not care.

1. Paris Hilton - OK, we get it, you are a drunk, talentless skank. You have tons of money, and all you seem to do is go shopping and partying. Her "celebrity" status makes it easy to see why foreigners hate American society.

2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - Scientologists need to be shunned. These two just need to go away and stop polluting my life. I give them credit for doing something that no one in the history of mankind has ever done; have a baby.

3. Michael Jackson - I have no interest in anything to do with this alien. I am glad he is living in Bahrain, away from any kids that I know.

4. Lindsay Lohan - I am not sure why people continue to give this anorexic skank work. Every time you hear about her she is doing something while intoxicated at a bar, oh wait, she isn’t 21 so hoe the heck is she getting into bars in the first place?!!? That and like Ms. Hilton, she is engaged to a different guy every week. Please eat something Lindsay.

5. Terrell Owens - He destroyed my Eagles last year and epitomizes everything that is wrong with today’s spoiled athlete. I want him to be healthy for the game on Oct.8 so he can get knocked out by a member of the Eagles.

6. All other scientologists - You are not a religion. You are a terrorist organization that I believe ATF needs to go and disarm. I live to hear the news that your meeting areas (I refuse to call them churches) have burned to the ground so that I can dance on the ashes.

7. France - One of my first acts as President would be to revoke recognition of this country. I think we invaded the wrong country (iraq). Destroying France could only improve the world.

There it is,  people I will do my best not to discuss any more. Now if only we could prevent them from doing foolish things.

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