Revenge of the Swan
Just when you think it is safe to read the paper; he’s baaaaaack! I pick up the paper this morning to briefly skim the oscar winners from last night. Yet what to my wondering eyes should apear, but a headline stating "Johhny Weir’s fashion winners and losers from the Oscars". Yes folks, I was floored. I thought this is perfect! Who better to review the oscars then a 5th-place finishing, cross-dressing, self proclaimed "Swan-Princess", and all-around wacko male figure skater! I am stunned. The News Journal got it right! I can not think of anybody better to review what is quite possibly the most meaningless awards show in the world. This is great. I was really worried what the Swan Princess was going to be doing with himself. Just think if he had won we might have ssen him on the red carpet.
